anders deutsch

Here in Berlin we have a special kind of migrants, who try to impose their culture on 'us'. They have come from the Rhineland and brought some archaic customs with them. They dress up in weird liveries, consume a lot of alcohol, make sexist jokes and block the streets. Instead of integrating into 'our' society, they try to change 'us'. They claim that we lack humour, that we should relax more and join them in their merriment. And nobody stopps them, they are even allowed to parade in the streets. Fortunately, so far most of the Berliners resist all attempts to be carnevalised. But how long can 'we' withstand these imperialist migrants?